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The top 10 modern christmas cracker jokes have been revealed, showing the british humour still lives. I dont know what he laced them with, but ive been tripping all day. And the thing is, everyone needs a bad joke every now and then call them dad jokes if you must, but its not just dads who love a good groaner. T heyre corny and seldom improve with the telling, but christmas lunch wouldnt be complete. Theyre still really corny but these have got to make you laugh. The search for the funniest christmas cracker jokes. These are officially the funniest christmas cracker jokes. Top 10 side splitters that won our funniest joke of 20 twitter competition. Cracker jokes can fall apart in the middle, so we asked 10 comedians to come up with their own festive groaners. If you dont know that crossing a snowman and a vampire means frostbite, youve never truly celebrated christmas at all. We hope you laughed yourself or made somebody else giggle with these funny jokes, if you are looking for more jokes the link below for our best dad jokes. A gag about brussels sprouts being missing from christmas dinner.
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